the juggalog
Dialogue.

Juggalette: Give me a hug, I’m showing love to everyone tonight! Woop woop!

Me: Uhh.. That’s okay.

Juggalette: What?! Why can’t I hug you? I got love for the FAM-UH-LY!

Me: I don’t want face paint on my shirt.

Juggalette: Arent you a Juggalo?

Me: No.

Juggalette: Fuck you then!

Me: Seriously? What happened to love?

Juggalette: You’re a faggot ass bitch! Why are you even here?

Me: This is my job.

Juggalette: Fuck your job, faggot! If you ain’t family get the fuck out!

Me: Wow.