I’m 9 weeks into this cluster fuck and I have 7 days left.

I’m curious what kind of man I will come out of this as. Have I picked up some Juggalo tendencies that I’m not aware of? I mean, I do know the words to approximately 1 hour and 20 minutes worth of ICP songs. To admit that fact alone is enough to drive a man to end it all. I still have all of my teeth however, that’s a plus.

I’ve learned a lot. Mostly about stuff I never cared to actually know, but nonetheless I’ve learned a lot. Things such as: people making out with face paint on is fucking disgusting. Faygo can fuck off. ICP actually makes 6XL shirts… and they sell… well.

None of you will ever know what I know. You can talk shit on Juggalos, and ICP, and whatever. The truth is that this life-style is completely unexplainable, impenetrable, and not to mention undesired by any person in their right mind. I’ve been exposed to this for 9 weeks now and still have no fucking clue what the fuck is happening here.

Is it interesting? Extremely. Is it worth finding out about? Fuck no.

7 days. 7 days. 7 days.