the juggalog
Hi, My best friend is a lette and she explained the whole juggalo thing to me and i thought it was a cool thing to like have a juggalo family and stuff so i was okay with whatever she'd do. like when she would paint her face and stuff i was fine with it and i actually helped her too, i even went to a gathering with her. They ONLY thing i'm concerned about is i heard this rumor that all juggalo's are Satanist and violent... Is that true? like are the icons like ICP and Dark Lotus satanist? Or does it like depend on the person? ... Now i feel kinda dumb sorry if i offended you i'm just curious >w<

I think it’s safe to say that it is by no means a commonality among Juggalos to be satanist. In fact, I would go ahead and say that most of their faith/religious views/morals (or lack there of) lie very very deeply in ICP and The Juggalo Family, themselves. Why would you need Satan when you can have Shaggy 2 Dope to tell you how it is? 

Regarding the stars of the show being Satanist, (ICP, Dark Lotus, Boondox, Twiztid, whatever other shitty fucking no talent rap group has found their way onto Psychopathic Records with the condition that they pretend to be clowns) I would assume no. I would pin them more as marketing geniuses.

As far as violence goes, allow me to state this one simple fact: The head clown’s name is fucking Violent J. 

If your only two concerns with this backwards sub-culture are Satan and violence, then you may need to do your absolute best to try and remember what happened when you (for whatever ungodly reason) actually attended The Gathering of the Juggalos. I can only hope that a few of the happenings there struck some chord of concern with you. 

I am, however, curious what your “friend” has told you about Juggalos and “the family” to make you desire to actually be a part of it. Is it the midget wrestling or your love of soda? 

I’m here to help, one Juggalo at a time.

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