September 2011
1 post
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/american-juggalo-doc... →
May 2011
2 posts
narcotic-soul asked: Can I ask why you created this blog? To just hate on juggalos? I can't seem to gather what your actual job is and to why you were on tour with them, but I find it rude and offensive to just assume that every juggalo/lette is the same person. I'm not violent, unless it is absolute self defense. I'm not a slut. I'm not overweight. I'm not disgusting and I live in a very good...
“People that tell me to get a real job always seem to live with their parents”
– Themerchdude (via themerchdude)
April 2011
2 posts
The GREATER you are the LESS you have to PROVE:... →
themerchdude:
Funny how everything that people saw as UN cool now all of sudden is what everyone does (full sleeves, piercings, long hair, purple or orange hair) does that mean that touring people and people that love self expression were and always have been ahead of their time?…I think so.
It is happening…
March 2011
1 post
“You can always tell how close a band and crew is by watching how they sit in...”
– Themerchdude (via themerchdude)
February 2011
1 post
“Someday the Hall of Fame will have a category for crew people”
– Themerchdude (via themerchdude)
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
ICP at Bamboozle? →
I have so many problems with this happening.
September 2010
3 posts
redwoodcephalopod asked: If ICP are so good at marketing and you worked for them, do you have any idea of how much they make annually? They denied the $10 million estimate that's been floating around.
toasttimetask asked: Did you/are you ever going to re-print the first bits of your 'tour diary'?
blasianskye-deactivated20110127 asked: Hi, My best friend is a lette and she explained the whole juggalo thing to me and i thought it was a cool thing to like have a juggalo family and stuff so i was okay with whatever she'd do. like when she would paint her face and stuff i was fine with it and i actually helped her too, i even went to a gathering with her. They ONLY thing i'm concerned about is i heard this rumor that all...
August 2010
3 posts
huh...
Call me what you will, but I just discovered that you can send/receive messages on Tumblr. Whoops.
Someone sent me this link:
http://www.nerve.com/advice/2010/06/21/sex-advice-from-juggalos
I think we can all agree on the fact that the idea of Juggalos fucking is probably one of the worst, and undoubtedly the grossest, things that could be happening in America. I’m writing a letter to my...
recent events.
Speechless.
It takes a certain breed of subhumans to collectively decide they want to throw human shit and rocks at a tiny asian pop artist.
April 2010
4 posts
Exactly.
http://badsandwichchronicles.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-recognize-all-those-words-but-that.html
bone to pick.
For whatever reason, ICP’s latest video for the song “Miracles” is getting an unsuspected amount of attention. Well I mean, I know why, It’s fucking ridiculous. I am fearing, however, that people are failing to realize that EVERY video for EVERY song on EVERY album is this fucking moronic. “Miracles” wasn’t a embarrassing slip-up on ICP’s part,...
Much better.
http://newsroom.mtv.com/2010/04/08/insane-clown-posse-miracles/
January 2010
2 posts
come again?
“Twiztid was once a tiny seed. On there own they’ve grown and wildly flurished into a tropical rain forest! An amazing amazon of origionality” - Via Violent J’s twitter.
I count 3 typing errors in this one “sentence.” This is a man that makes millions off of writing rap songs, not to mention that no one has any fucking clue what a “amazon of...
December 2009
12 posts
Juggalo awareness.
http://www.myspace.com/juggaloactionawarenessnow
juggatweet.
I can only imagine that this will be worth everybody’s time:
http://twitter.com/bigviolentj
In other news.
follow: everydaydustin.tumblr.com
this is my blog that has absolutely nothing to do with Juggalos. I promise.
wow.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/10/social.media.bullying/index.html
FAM-UH-LY!
enough said.
amongst.
I dig this blog. You should too.
http://juggalofetish.blogspot.com/
Watchhahaha. Thank you SNL.
It looks like a dude and his blog aren’t the biggest fish that ICP needs to fry.
HOLY FUCK.
It has come to my attention through a few different grape vines that this guy:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/everydayatsinai/l_11074c1d355e4f03a841423c00fbf445.jpg
has discovered TheJuggalog. This guy’s name is Corporal Robinson. I don’t expect any of you to know who he is unless you are huge fan of the JCW. I also don’t expect any of you to know what the JCW is unless...
dig it.
Ha. Love it.
I feel like I have become the cancer boy or something.
http://mishkanyc.com/bloglin/2009/12/04/the-juggalog-tales-of-misery-depravity-from-the-icp-merch-table/
I would love to read any other articles/blogs any of you have found about this blog. Send ‘em over!
November 2009
24 posts
Random entry.
Day 6, Sept. 22 – Boise, ID
I have the opportunity to have some friends come to the show and experience an ICP concert. I’ve tried explaining to a few people what goes on, and how this shit really goes down, but my description never does the Dark Carnival any justice. Unfortunately, you have to see it with your own two eyes to have a full understanding.
My dear friend Thom, who doesn’t seem to...
no, seriously.
http://badsandwichchronicles.blogspot.com/2009/11/send-in-clownstheyre-already-here.html
I do believe that this fine gentleman gets whatever sick, fucking twisted, horrible things have been going through my head. Maybe not. Maybe he’s writing at my expense so that anyone who follows him will in turn also have the opportunity to write about/laugh at the sad bastard on tour with ICP, which is...
recover.
I’m 3 days in to my real life, or the life I once knew. I’m still numb, but I am regaining feeling …I think.
I’m trying to get back into the habit of actually shaking people’s hands instead of giving them the fist for the pound because I refuse to touch them. In the Juggalo world, totally acceptable, but now I just feel like a fucking douche bag.
Oh, and thank you...
Excuse me.
I’m sitting at the San Antonio Airport at 5:30am, about to depart from what has been the most bizarre 2 & 1/2 months of my life (not including puberty) and the only thing running through my mind is: how do I ask the awkward looking gentleman sitting across from me with a bald spot and cheap wedding ring what his thoughts are on the McDonalds breakfast he is currently shoveling down his...
I just witnessed 2 juggalos having sex.
Please god, rip my fucking eyes out.
The end is near.
I have one show left on this tour. I’m leaving the tour 3 weeks early to work for band that isn’t that into Faygo. 10 weeks of Juggalo love is enough for me, thank you very much.
When I look back at the last 10 weeks of my life it’s hard to admit to myself that everything I remember actually happened. Just to put it in perspective for you: The amount of time that I have been...
if you're bored... →
Just like any other interview with ICP, this interview really gives you an insight into just how dumb these people really are.
I also disagree with almost everything that Violent J has to say about Juggalos: “Juggalos are music lovers with big imaginations. …Juggalos have bigger brains.”
um… no.
Dialogue.
Juggalette: Give me a hug, I’m showing love to everyone tonight! Woop woop!
Me: Uhh.. That’s okay.
Juggalette: What?! Why can’t I hug you? I got love for the FAM-UH-LY!
Me: I don’t want face paint on my shirt.
Juggalette: Arent you a Juggalo?
Me: No.
Juggalette: Fuck you then!
Me: Seriously? What happened to love?
Juggalette: You’re a faggot ass bitch!...
Over and over.
For those of you who are curious what a Insane Clown Posse show is like:
Imagine a trailer park block party on Halloween.
countdown.
I’m 9 weeks into this cluster fuck and I have 7 days left.
I’m curious what kind of man I will come out of this as. Have I picked up some Juggalo tendencies that I’m not aware of? I mean, I do know the words to approximately 1 hour and 20 minutes worth of ICP songs. To admit that fact alone is enough to drive a man to end it all. I still have all of my teeth however,...
Juggawhat?
Some times during the shows, while at my height of boredom, I like to play “what bathroom does that Juggalo belong in?”
I’m getting good.